1) The footage doesn’t look very pretty.

2) He doesn’t have any hobbies. No guitar… no art… not even an instagram. All he does is surf?

3) It’s too long and his hair isn’t long enough.

4) Why didn’t they shoot every interview in the studio?

5) Where is the shot of a clock with tomatoes on it with a helmet over the tomatoes and broccoli on top?

6) Why didn’t he surf in crocs?

7) He should have got in more fights… professional fights with trainers and stuff.

8) They should have rented a very expensive camera and shot some super super super slow-mo stuff.

9) No seagulls or innate objects in super 8 with new age music in the background.

10) He burned me at Lowers on my lunch break.

To watch some of the WAR(d) STORIES go to VIMEO.COM/WARDSTORIES